Too big, too small?
Size does matter, after all!
Zu groß, zu klein?
Er könnte etwas großer sein!
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn!
Alleine, in das Ausland fahren!
Reise, reise! Fahrvergnügen!
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben!
Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch!
You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now
before it's too late!
Life's too short, I can't wait!
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany...
